World Series Game 2: Atlanta Braves v Houston Astros – live! | Sport

Subject: Moral Dilemma

As a fan of the best team in baseball, namely the 107-win Giants, I’ve had a tough time deciding which team I despise the most, the Cheaters or the Choppers.

However, your news that the odious Trump intends to ooze his way into Atlanta (with Herschel in tow?) has changed all that.

Go Astros! Go Dusty!

p.s. Of course, Drumpf would doubtless get an equally rapturous reception in Texas, so I’m back to wishing that both teams could lose.